So, I was nailing her...: Archive

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Tumblr has changed me.

Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS

Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

What people mean by "I'm getting a snack" →

wowfunniestposts: Normal people: Me: Don’t be so serious. Laugh. Click here.

Feb 23rd

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When cleaning your room and you find money →

leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: You’ll never find a blog funnier than this

Feb 23rd

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dreamaddict18: madam-evilqueen: Calzona: I asked her to marry me and a truck came out of nowhere. Faberry: I was on my way to ask her to marry me and a truck came out of nowhere. #DAMN HOMOPHOBIC TRUCKS

Feb 23rd

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